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Piercing Demotivational Poster

PIERCINGS - You're doing it wrong!!!

TAGS: wrong piercings
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

twill1962 - July 3, 2012, 11:45 pm
And he probably wonders why no one will hire him.
reason - October 18, 2009, 4:53 pm
i'd like to take a supermagnet to this freak's head
Derek - July 16, 2009, 8:55 pm
One of the best ways for a moron to entertain himself.

MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!

TAGS: men nipples sunglasses ring piercing beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's nipples are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's nipples.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


TAGS: mommy piercing
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by randyorton707

alicesweetalice - August 28, 2012, 8:42 pm
awe man wtf

IDIOT - You win

CORSET PIERCINGS - Because all that material just gets in the way.

TAGS: corset piercings are awesome
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 10:53 pm
I just found what would have made this better.... because all that EXTRA material just gets in the way. dammit!

ATTENTION WHORE - noun: someone desperate for others to notice him and to be the center of attention.

TAGS: piercing fashion
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Chrysophase2003 - July 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
Provided the defacements are publicly visible, totally in agreement. Otherwise, it's for their own enjoyment or because they are compelled to self-mutilate.
TheSanityInspector - July 18, 2012, 6:45 pm
The more violently someone defaces their body, the more confident you can be that there is nothing remarkable about that person.

PIERCINGS - You can never have too many...Nope...I may have spoken too soon!

TAGS: piercings
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Mike Hodizzle

Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:12 pm
Please ref http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9596

LIP PIERCING??? - I didn't notice

TAGS: lip piercing
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by jt

rightguy - August 18, 2009, 11:14 am
idiots its not a lip piercing i.e its not on her lip. She has a monroe.
Alex - February 16, 2009, 11:46 pm
mmmm, I'd fuck that
Footbrawler - December 15, 2008, 9:14 am
Gay test! You failed!
jbrc51 - July 31, 2008, 8:03 am
Lip piercing!!!! Who cares she's still hot
Ilsa - July 30, 2008, 1:33 am
C'mon, you can easily tell she's wearing a super-padded push up bra... IMO if you're gonna wear things like that, you shouldn't wear white shirts... lol. plus the monroe piercing looks retarded
Mecha - July 27, 2008, 1:42 am
That's not a lip piercing. It's called a monroe or a madonna.
c'est moi - July 17, 2008, 7:38 pm

ANTIDEPRESSANTS - Because your life is about to get real sad, unless you wanted to work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life.

TAGS: antidepressants piercings stupid
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:04 am
Upside; nifty pill holder for the antidepressants.

THE HUMAN GENE POOL - Needs chlorine

TAGS: piercings freak
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:15 am
Where's my ACME Magnet!?


TAGS: you should see his piercings
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:35 pm
Pretty sure that's one of those temporary tattoos we got out of the prize machine as kids.

CREATIVITY - It’s only impressive if you're not a moron.

TAGS: piercings loser pain
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:05 pm
Is it creativity to copy something you saw in a movie? About a fictional character who can heal from that, while you can't?

CORSET PIERCINGS - Much like the clothing counterpart, they're a bitch to install, and are uncomfortable to wear... ...But DAMN do they look good!

TAGS: corset piercing day poster
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 11:42 am
Amen! I love the look of these! 5L

FACIAL PIERCINGS - The best way to not get a job

TAGS: piercings
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by jennifer messer

Porcelina - April 17, 2009, 6:13 pm
@k- I don't think he wanted to over-do it.
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 4:08 pm
You damn idiot.
Matters_Not - January 10, 2009, 3:46 am
drugs are bad mkay
K - December 5, 2008, 3:28 pm
What, you have only ONE eye done? Come on, don't wimp out now.
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:31 pm
I'm sorry he didn't teach you how to spell, either...
kavamemik - April 29, 2008, 9:23 am
Because daddy was'nt there to take me to the fare!!!

EWWWWWWWW.... - Belly button piercings are SO 1998!


TAGS: piercings
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:33 pm
Me love you long time!


EVOLUTION - When everyone else has piercings sometimes you need something a little special to stand out

TAGS: nipple piercing evolution painful wtf cheese toast
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Geoffro - December 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
This guy is the last person I would let cut a piece of my body out
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:53 pm
Ha. I love how the guy that did the nipectomy is all "Can you f#cking believe this?".
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
reminds me of the Foxworthy Beaver Story. 5L

PIERCINGS - Some people just shouldn't get them...



Pain and Buying Jewelry -

there you have it -

TAGS: stupid piercings grandfathers the next generation
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!

This Woman Is Looking For -

TAGS: odd tattoo piercing hairdo lenses
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:01 am
This is obviously as trick question. She looking for a role in the next Star Wars movie. Piercing Skywalker, Luke's rebellious daughter.
Silverheart - May 18, 2013, 1:13 pm

That's a woman? 5 uncomfortable lions
EmilioDumphque - May 18, 2013, 10:10 am
Oh yes, dear, the lipstick helps a lot.



PIERCINGS - they should be arriving shortly

TAGS: artillery is good at piercing
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:57 am
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:28 pm
Derek - June 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
How many launchings before the tyres catch fire?
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:42 pm




TAGS: piercing wtf pierce
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Anonymus - September 6, 2009, 5:21 pm
who is this?
EliteDoomer - June 25, 2009, 6:49 pm
I bet she can whistle through those teeth.
DudefromOz - May 25, 2009, 1:25 am
ooh sexy eyes
Electric Chair Guy - May 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Damn that tongue is sexy
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:33 am
Ooooh oooh, I know this one. Uhmmm, so they can talk faster?
Wolfie - April 26, 2009, 12:29 am
there's a reason they sell vibrating balls for toungpiercings
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
Rerun - the poster is obviously not past puberty.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:19 pm

poster has never enjoyed the amazing feel of receiving oral sex with this added "lug nut"
Erecrttod - April 25, 2009, 5:30 pm
That piece of metal stick in her otherwise beautiful tongue... why people had to RUIN herselves SO MUCH!??????????
Porcelina - March 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
What doesn't make sense?
mallen - March 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Might not make sense but it does feel great.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
What a beautiful tongue

PRETEXTS - Everyone of them is good to show your piercing.

TAGS: piercing pretexts wii wiimote chicken taste pretext
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:59 pm
So tongue rings can make anyone sexy now, huh?
Katie - July 20, 2008, 6:01 pm
Who is that boy? hes sexy whoever he is


TAGS: appearance makeup piercings freakish
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 16, 2013, 9:20 pm

Thank you, Cy. I'll keep them in my sock drawer.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:16 am
5 dead hamsters :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:15 am
I've seen these people. And I know I'm in the wrong time period, so I feel compelled to ask WHO are these freaks?!? WHY are they doing this?
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:29 pm
The phrase ‘mom, whud you do with your hair?’ comes to mind. But then I see him sayin’..,’ I need to go to Walmart but I can't find my pajamas’
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:49 pm

That seldom...?
rerun - August 15, 2013, 7:47 pm

Only about a dozen times a day

The bible tells me so! -

TAGS: piercings sins
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by demon001

lgvernon - December 27, 2013, 7:28 pm

This one would be good over at Religifake.

PERMANENT JACKASS MASK - Lifelong commitment to look like a jackass, BY CHOICE!

Blame -


VOLUME DISCOUNTS - Not always a good deal.

Body Piercing -

TAGS: ball chain body parts piercings courage poster evolution forum
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 30, 2015, 11:14 pm
Just tell your neighbours some Canadian said something...they'll forgive you. Thanks you made my night by letting me know I made you spew yet again.
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:59 pm
OOOoooohhhh Prissy! Choked on coffee and sprayed it!!!! This is a STINKER!!!! LUUUUUV it! 5 ROTFL lions! Pissed off neighbor by laughing too loud---again! Bonus points for the rant next door!!!!
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:39 pm
Coming from the guy that had nails driven into his hands and feet? Thanks for the ouches Jesus. I know you had plenty to share...teehee.
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:37 pm
Agree as in personal experience? Thanks 'cern for that disturbing thought, image and L's.
JesusWept - April 27, 2015, 5:31 am
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:22 am
I must agree. words, a 5er

We've All Been There -


TAGS: face tackle piercing humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:07 am
I live in the Bay Area, and this look is disgustingly popular. Are they not in the least bit afraid of somebody with a pair of pliers?

What You Can Become -